I need a stretcher

Technically I really shouldn't be writing this and you shouldn't be reading it, as what happens in Raggatone STAYS IN RAGGATONE. 

This is a disclaimer that is becoming increasingly important as we've hit the run up to Christmas parties and things have started to heat up .... a lot! This is a good thing (for most) as little treats that have been kept at the bottom of @MlleGinger's pocket, start to be pulled out one at a time and each (judging by Lola's face anyway) is like that long-lost fiver when you've got 19p in your account and nothing on your oyster card. For some of us, the effect is dampened by the fact that the added amount of shake reinforces the resemblance of the reflection in the mirror to one of the robots in Will Smith's "I-Robot" malfunctioning. However, this doesn't stop it being AWESOME, oh quite the contrary, collapsing on the floor (I'm not telling you why  -- I'd have to build in a self-destruct virus into this post if I did) provides ample opportunity for observation and some of the sights are truly priceless!!!! In fact so priceless were they, I feel that @KleioBows' suggestion of us getting involved in Carnival next year may have been taken a little too literally!! We may not be quite ready to make the move from Richmond to Notting Hill (or the Caribbean at that rate) quite yet (so don't be getting any ideas!) but we will definitely be ready to bust numerous moves throughout December - Offices all throughout the Thames area GET READY!!!   

If you want to not only dress to impress, but dance without distress throughout the party season, then get yourself in class!! Warning though the excitement may cause you to forget basic life skills - like being able to dress yourself for example - as we proved getting ready to depart after class. Oh well it's a price I'm pretty sure that we're all willing to pay.